The Blair family just returned from a fabulous vacation in the French alps! We rented a car and drove to the Haute Savoie area of France, or more specifically, Chamonix-Mont-Blanc. Chamonix is a commune in the shadow of the tallest mountain in Europe-Mont Blanc. It was also the site of the first winter Olympics. Pretty impressive credentials.
The vacation started off in typical fashion; I went to Hertz at 10 AM to get the car and they told me that they only hold a reservation for two hours (mine was for 7 AM). Ooops! So I had to pay a little more and get a Chevy Captiva (is it supposed to be captivating or make you feel captive?) instead of the Passat-type car I had reserved. No fahrvergnügen for you! Well a larger car is always welcome for my bring-everything-cuz-it’s-better-to-have-it-and-not-need-it-than-need-it-and-not-have-it packing style. I think we have now rented more American cars in France than European brands (Peugeot, BMW, Ford, Ford, Chevy).
We got in the car and headed for…Ikea? Yep, I got the car a day early just so we could go shopping! We bought a bunch of stuff that is still sitting where we left it last week. I might be more motivated to put the shelves together for Sarah’s room if I hadn’t had to clean out the fridge! Anyway, I do not recommend going to Ikea on a Saturday during soldes. We had a fun evening at Ana & Carlos’ Saturday and then got up (kinda) early to head to Chamonix. Okay, so we didn’t hit the road til noon. It was our loss since we arrived in Chamonix after dark and missed the great views as we approached the Alps. We did, however, see a beautiful double rainbow on the way:
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Sarah was very excited and only lost interest when we started explaining light refraction and it’s significance to Pink Floyd fans world-wide.
So, we arrived at the chalet after dark and opened the door. I immediately saw the alarm panel and said to Danielle, “Did we get an alarm code with the lease & keys by any chance?” I couldn’t hear the reply since the alarm was sounding (loudly) by then. So we called the local contact and got the code.
The next morning I woke up and verified that there were mountains:
The next step was to get Sarah into ski school. Danielle & I never learned to ski as kids and we were going to make sure Sarah got the opportunity to learn. Especially at one of the most world-famous ski resorts! We got her set up and rented her equipment. She was so happy!
She absolutely loved ski school and took to skiing right away. Here are some pictures from her first day on skis. She went to the ski school at ESF le Savoy. It was a pretty neat area. There was a small area for the kids who had never been on skis. They had carpets for the kids to walk up and then they skied down a gentle slope. Later in the week they went to a slope that was a bit longer but still pretty gentle. There was a ski escalator (tapis) to get to the top of the hill:
When school was not in session, this area was free for whoever wanted to use it. Overall a pretty low-stress way to start skiing. Maybe if I had started here and not at some ice-covered rock in Pennsylvania, I wouldn’t have hurt my knee! I even considered giving it another shot on the baby-bunny hill, but my knee started to let me know that this was a bad idea. Danielle did get skis and joined Sarah on the baby-bunny hill on our last day.
Lots of great mountain views from the valley, but we wanted to go up the mountains in a cable car. Ascending the sheer face of the Aiguille du Midi suspended from a steel cable was a blast! The climb occurs in two stages and covers a little over 1800 meters.
The ride up was fairly smooth and uneventful. The car starting rocking a couple times after passing over the supports. Here is the view up to the top from the midway point. At the end of this trip, you are almost climbing vertically.
Once at the top, the views are breathtaking.
Great for panoramas, too!
Some other pictures from the climb:

Once at the top station, you take an elevator to the peak. This is looking down at the top station from the peak. You can barely see the mid-point station to the right
So, if you’re ever in Chamonix, I highly recommend a trip to the Aiguille du Midi!
We also took the train around to the far side of the mountain. This train takes you to another, less dramatic cable car that takes you (close) the the Mer de Glace glacier, which is formed by the confluence of three other glaciers. Here is a view of the glacier looking up the valley:
Even after you take the cable car to the bottom, there are quite a few stairs to climb down, as the glacier has receded quite a bit.
Chamonix is a cool town. It’s like one big ski lodge! It’s kinda dark, though. The sun doesn’t come over the mountains in winter until about noon. And it doesn’t take long to get behind the mountains again. Time is running out, so I guess I don’t need to mention that I backed the rental car into a cement wall. One last picture, “sunrise” as the sun comes around the Aiguille di Midi (hmm… maybe that’s why it got that name….). Bis zum nächsten mal!
Edit: Sheesh! All that rambling and I didn’t even include a pic of Mt. Blanc! Here it is, directly above Sarah’s head!
Edit 2: So, I was proofreading the post before the grammar-Nazis could attack and realized that I made the comment about cleaning out the fridge but forgot to explain it. As most of our regulars know, the power in our apartment likes to go off on occasion for no special reason. That occasion is usually when we leave town (natch). I figure it went off shortly after we left. The fridge & freezer were at room temp when we got home. So we threw away everything perishable or semi-perishable and cleaned both sides. On the plus side, shopping is really easy when you’re starting from scratch; need it, need it, need it….
I have always loved cooking. Baking, too. So why have I lived in Paris for TWO YEARS without taking advantage of some of the finest culinary institutes in the world?
My new years resolution is to take cooking classes. I have done some Googleing and it seems that cooking classes in English are readily available. Of course, this is all just an excuse to buy expensive cookware!
Another Parisian experience I have denied myself is a pilgrimage to the Paris cookware district centered around rue Montmartre. There are several stores within five minutes of each other selling just about anything you would want/need to cook. So I bookmarked several stores on my iPhone and set out.
The first stop, of course, was the new APPLE STORE PARIS! Sorry for the non-sequitur, but it had been open for over a week and I had yet to experience it. It is in the Carrousel du Louvre by the inverted pyramid. Indeed, a place of honor for the first & only Apple store in Paris (about bloody time! There are already about 15 in Manhattan!). It was packed with shoppers & tourists admiring the latest Apple wares.
The store is two stories with a spiral glass staircase in the middle.
Oh, well. I didn’t buy anything, though I was tempted. Now back to our scheduled blog entry…
Walking north up rue du Louvre from the Louvre/Rivoli Métro stop, you will eventually hit rue Coquillière and to your right, you will see the most famous shop for cookware among professional & amateur cooks and a tourist attraction in itself for foodies; the 190 year-old E. Dehillerin.
If you love shopping at stores with beautiful displays of immaculate copper & stainless steel pots & pans, like Williams Sonoma or Sur la Table, then you will hate E. Dehillerin! Well, maybe not, but this store is crowded, dirty, noisy and there is stuff everywhere. On shelves, in the basement, bolted to the walls, hanging from the ceilings… There are no prices, just numbers that you must cross reference from a book in the store.
Big stockpots in case you need to make several gallons of chili or maybe even brew some beer.
And if you need to stir it…
…they have paddles, which also can be used on your boat.
The Dehillerin stamp on a piece of Mauviel copper.
I went back there this Saturday to exchange a Christmas gift and while I was at the counter, I snapped this image with one of their famous “things”:
What is it? The beautiful Laguiole steak knives? The sign about taxes that looks 50 years old (with “new” blacked out)? The price index? The copper pots? The rooster? Nope, it’s the black & white photo just to the right of the rooster. I showed it to Danielle and she said, “The old lady makin’ the pie?” Yep, the old lady makin’ the pie! The “old lady” is one of Dehillerin’s most famous customers, Julia Child (click for a zoom that does not reveal much detail!).
After I explored Dehillerin’s, I headed up rue Jean-Jaques Rousseau to rue Montmartre. At the intersection stands La Bovida.
Another store full of Mauviel cookware and spices and enameled cast-iron cocottes. They also had a set of Peugeot salt & pepper mills with a finish of braided stainless steel. They would make a great gift (hint hint)!
Just down rue Montmartre is Mora, with still more Mauviel cookware (can you ever have enough?). They also have a baking section with everything you would need to make a wedding cake if the mood should strike you.
This is where I found a few cookie cutters for Sarah & me to make our Christmas cookies this year.
Cookie cutters were not easy to find. I really wanted and Eiffel Tower form, and Mora had a couple, but the smallest was about a meter long, so that was out. I got a rabbit & a pig. They are very sturdy and will be with us a long time! I also got a Christmas tree, which was the only “Christmas-y” one I found and a set of heart-shapes that Sarah really liked. Sarah refused to have anything to do with the pig, however.
There are more (or at least one) stores on rue Montmartre (Simon comes to mind), but I didn’t hit them all. Just off Montmartre is another store that supplies professional bakers on rue Tiquetonne – G. Detout. If you speak French, you may notice that the name sounds like “J’ai de tout” which means “I have everything.” And they just about do. I got some vanilla extract and cream of tartar for the sugar cookies along with some candies violet petals, because, well, I COULD!
I used to think I was cool because I bought vanilla extract by the pint. Ha! They carry it in liters! I got a small bottle because it was slightly different. A little syrupy and the woman at the store reminded me to shake it before using. But it is indeed the vanilla extract that I have seen nowhere else in Paris. They also had baking soda, which is hard to find.
For Christmas I got two things from Dehillerin’s; a copper Mauviel pot and a 31 cm Staub cocotte:
Pretty aren’t they? I almost hate to dirty them up with food! I exchanged the 31 cm for a 33 so I can make a boat-load of chili. It will nicely complement my Le Creuset.
Well, my other resolution was to update this blog more often. I wanted it as a record of our adventures in France more than anything else. So we’ll see if I can keep it up!
Bonne Année, tout le monde!
I can’t help but think of this Eddie Izzard bit when I see this McDo ad. The couple snogging in the background is a nice touch.

Do you know who I am?
“I will have the penne a la arabiata.”
“You’ll need a tray.”
“Do you know who I am?”
“Do you know who I am?”
“This is not a game of who the fuck are you. For I am Vader. Darth Vader. Lord Vader. I can kill you with a single thought!”
“Well you’ll still need a tray.”
“No I will not need a tray. I do not need a tray to kill you. I can kill you without a tray, with the power of the Force – which is strong within me – even though I could kill you with a tray if I so wished. For I would hack at your neck with the thin bit until the blood flowed across the canteen floor…”
“No, the food is hot. You’ll need a tray to put the food on.”
“Oh I see, the food is hot. I’m sorry I, I did not realise. Hah hah! I thought you were challenging me to a fight to the death.”
“Fight to the death? This is canteen, I work here.”
“Yes, but I am Vader, I am Lord Vader. Everyone challenges me to a fight to the death. Lord Vader. Darth Vader, I am Darth Vader, Lord Vader. Sir Lord Vader, Sir Lord Darth Vader. Lord Darth Sir Lord Vader of Cheam. Sir Lord Baron von Vaderham. The Deathstar. I run the Deathstar.”
“What’s the Deathstar?”
“This is the Deathstar. You’re in the Deathstar. I run this star.”
“This is a star?”
“This is a fucking star – I run it. I’m your boss.”
“You’re Mr Stephens?”
“No, I’m… who is Mr Stephens?”
“He’s head of catering.”
“I’m not head of catering! I am Vader. I can kill catering with a thought.”
“I can kill you all. I can kill me with a thought. Just… I’ll get a tray, fuck it!
“This one’s wet, and this one’s wet, and this one’s wet. This one is wet, this one is wet, this one is wet, this one is wet, this one is wet, this one is wet, this one is wet, this one is wet. Did you dry these in a rain forest? Why, with the power of the Deathstar, do we not have a tray that is fucking dry? I do not…(someone has pushed in) No, no, no. I was here first.”
“You have to form a queue if you want food. Can I have, oh, penne a la arabiata, that looks nice.”
“No, no, no. D’you know who I am?”
“That’s Jeff Vader, that is.”
“I am not Jeff Vader, I am Darth Vader.”
“What, Jeff Vader runs the Deathstar?”
“No, Jeff… No, I run the Deathstar.”
“You Jeff Vader?”
“No, I’m Darth Vader!”
“Are you his brother? Can you get his autograph?”
“I can’t get it… No, I’m… All right, I’m Jeff Vader! I’m Jeff Vader!”
“Can I have your autograph?”
“No, fuck off, or I’ll kill you with a tray! Give me penne a la arabiata or you shall die. And you, and everyone in this canteen! Death by tray it shall be!”
“Do you want peas with that?”
“Peas? You don’t have peas! You can’t put red with…It doesn’t work with penne, you don’t put, unless you push them up the penne tubes, and then they’d be weird! Just…(gives up) oh, all right, put some peas on.”
Another interesting take on the bit:
Danielle & I went down to the prefecture of police yesterday to fill out renewals for our residence permits (only a month after the last ones expired). We left the office with our récépissés for our cartes de sejour, which will hopefully delay our imminent deportation for the crime of not being French. Apparently this is a serious matter and applies to foreigners in many countries.
But anyway, the other thing that we had a year to do and are doing 14 months later is getting our French driver’s licenses. You are allowed to drive with your US license for a year, but after that you have to either give up driving or get a French license. Fortunately, Virginia is one of the states that has a reciprocal agreement with France and all you have to do is swap your VA license for a French one. No drivers test required.
Ha! “All you have to do” my ass! Of course you need a billion documents, including a certified, translated affidavit that you have never buggered a dead alligator on the Moscow subway. Just in case they ask. The first problem is that we don’t have our actual cartes de sejour, only the récépissés with the expired cards stapled to them. This will not do! But we can at least apply for the licenses. The second problem is that our certified, translated copies of our Virginia driving records for the last 11 years do not indicate the date that we obtained our very FIRST US driver’s licenses, which occurred shortly after the last T-Rex drew it’s final breath. We were informed that this is a very important date in France. Well, it’s very important in the US, too. But only to the recipient of the license and the importance declines rapidly to zero, kinda like our chances of getting any actual permits or licenses that day.
Once we pass the initial gauntlet (after we are told that the French consulate would have to contact the US consulate to get this date) and wait to see the French DMV grunt that will tell us everything else we have done wrong. Surprise, these guys couldn’t care less about the date we got our first permit to crash a car without another licensed car-crasher aboard. HOWEVER, they were quite baffled that our VA license translations listed AUCUNE as the class. This means none. We have no class. Now, I have wondered about this myself before. My PA license listed a class to ensure I didn’t try driving 18-wheelers to school instead of mom’s groovy, baby-blue 77 Mustang II. But I never worried about it and it never mattered, until now. But in the end they decided it didn’t really matter. We didn’t get our licenses (because we didn’t have our residence permits), but we got a nice piece of paper that says we can drive until we get the actual license.
UPDATE:
After three months, nothing!
UPDATE II:
Ten months later and we have received letters from the prefecture to come and get our licenses! Of course, they STILL want the date that we got our first licenses! Hopefully, we won’t get pulled over on the way to Chamonix next week!
I think I’ve posted these everywhere on the internet except the blog so far. This is the third snow I’ve seen in a year in the city where it “never snows.” phhhht! So here are some pics I took lundi after dropping Sarah off at school.
Or is it “La Première Année”? Je ne sais pas.
I looked at the calendar and realized that it was a year ago today that the three of us got on a plane to Paris with one-way tickets. Sarah is speaking French with no accent and Danielle is always being complimented on her French. Meanwhile, I still get that “durrr” look when I get blindsided with a question in French. “Désole, je ne parle pas bien français.” I think I can say that almost perfectly (the irony!). Hey, it’s not MY fault that I studied German in high school and had no knowledge of French until a year ago!
Anyway, I wanted to let our readers (lol! Yeah, both of you!) that I am thinking all the time about a big entry on Christmas and our trip to the Rose Bowl. Thinking about it, I said. Maybe I’ll get around to it later. Right now I need to order Doritos on-line.
À bientôt!
We’re back! Well, we are back in the US for a few weeks over Christmas, anyway.
We hauled four large suitcases all the way from Paris and we got three of them at the other end. I have no idea how they can lose one suitcase from a group. It was the only red one we had, so maybe it went on a special luggage cart for red suitcases and got sent to Malaga. Of course, it had my underwear, shaving kit, pants, allergy pills, etc. Since we drove immediately to Bob & Tiffany’s I don’t think it will catch up with us as quickly.
The flight was all right, except for the complete lack of ventilation control. I don’t like this trend of removing the little individually controlled air-flow nozzles. It got really warm where we were sitting. Sarah was a little over-exuberant a few times, but she was good considering it was a seven hour flight. I think she is used to flying at this point. This was her eighth plane trip this year.
Security had a new surprise for us! We were cutting it close to catching the plane, so they had to slow us down somehow. We had just rolled our eyes at the newbie in front of us, who didn’t take his laptop out of the bag and still had his belt and watch on. We stepped up, shoeless, beltless, with the Macbook pro in it’s own tray when the guy asked about laptops. I smugly pointed to the naked Mac in its tray and started to move to the metal detector when he asked if I had any cables in the bag. Wha…? “Oui, bien sûr! J’ai beaucoup des cables!”
Please take them out.
What? You have to be s******g me! (I did not say out loud).
And any other electronics?
So there I am, unloading power adapters, phones & chargers, extra batteries, USB cables, PDAs, iPods (why do I have all of this CRAP!) into a tray while looking at the clock and thinking, “I do not want to miss ANOTHER flight!”.
But everything else was relatively painless. Our car was waiting at the Hertz plaza WITH the child seat I had only added the day before. It wasn’t installed, but it and the car had LATCH, so that was painless. I went to get my GPS out of my bag when I discovered the mess.
Sarah had handed me the (allegedly) empty smoothie container (a juice box-like thing). At the time, we were waiting in line or something, so no trash can was readily available and I just stuck it in my bag, carefully making sure it was upright and wouldn’t move. Well, it probably got upended in the security bag-emptying frenzy and proceeded to empty itself during the flight. It was all over the inside of the bag. My two old cellphones that I brought to use in the US seemed to get the worst of it along with the Macbook’s power adapter. I spent a good twenty minutes cleaning them this morning.
I stopped in DC and got a diet Dr. Pepper. It was freaking fantastic!
Sarah was in a very festive spirit at dinner last night! She serenaded us with her rendition of some French Christmas songs:
She is also very into the Wii-Fit! Here is one of her early attempts at the hula-hoop and running.
If you want to see the high-quality versions, click these links:
Sarah singing (153 MB – New Window)
Sarah Wii-ing (76 MB – New Window)
























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